I’ve been forced to explain homosexuality to my kids (aged 3 and 4) because their uncle is gay. This incredibly difficult and traumatic experience went as follows:

Child: Why does Uncle Bob go everywhere with Pete?
Me: Because they’re in love, just like Mummy and Daddy are.
Child: Oh. Can I have a biscuit?

We’re all scarred for life. Scarred, I tell you.

KateP, Internet commenter (via cocklordsimone)
i-l-l-u-s-i-0-n:

lol

HAHHAHAHHAHAHA I GET IT SHE HAS A NOSE HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

breathe-innn-0utttt-r3p3att:

more like a few hoursss…

breathe-innn-0utttt-r3p3att:

more like a few hoursss…